Paris Hilton & Ivanka Trump
Visit Cairo To See If They Can Help
(Whirlwind Tour: Next Stops Tunis, Baghdad, Afghanistan, Rotherham & the Mexican/US Border)

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Debilitating Confusion / Howling of Banshees

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GENERALISED ABJECTION

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Britney Spears in Concert (Re-Enactment)

Re-Run White Water Car & Home Rafting from Australia

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OPENING OF A NIGHTCLUB CALLED

Privilege

VIP LIST ONLY. No Smack Addicts or Glue Sniffers.
Baseball Caps MUST Be Worn With The Pointy Bits Facing FORWARDS.
Jeans MUST Be Worn With a BELT and Not Showing Half Your UNDERPANTS.