Run ‘Wild’ Run Free

Genetically Modified Salmon Race

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Birds Poisoned With Red Bull
Bulls Poisoned with Bird Shit
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Cage Fighting Celebrities
with nearly identical names

Madonna vs Maradonna
Jack White vs Barry White

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all the way from parliament
IN THE CAR PARK/OUTDOOR SPECTACULAR

Mr Nick Clegg (Liberal Democrat)
vs
Mr David Cameron (Conservative)

Winner Stays On
‘Barefist’
Wanking Contest

Judged by Margaret Thatcher from Her Death Bed. The Judges decision is FINAL.
NO CORRESPONDENCE WILL BE ENTERED INTO