January 6 2011

FOCUS
ON THE

POSITIVE

Incl. Speeches about Love & How People Should Be Nice To Each Other

‘Relaxing Atmosphere’, Dried Flowers, Warm Colours & Partly Subdued Lighting

Solo Piano Music
By
Bert Hampernickel & Beryl Grimsby

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The Girls & Boys
of the Dewsbury Academy of Song, Deportment & Dance

present

A BALLET DEPICTING RECENT YULETIDE TRAVEL CHAOS

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Partial Demolition of a Largely Pre-Fabricated Building

Complex Re-Re-Rental of An Already Stolen Yet Borrowed & Part-Re-Rented Bicycle

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FREE ENTRANCE for the FIRST 600 UNACCOMPANIED Women
Terms & Conditions May Apply