ALL NIGHT TAG-TEAM WRESTLING
Made Visible By Means of ARTIFICIAL LIGHT

WOMEN IN BURKAS

VS

YOUTHS WEARING LONG SNORKEL PARKAS

Winners Stay ON. Losers Buy The Drinks. Free Ipod for all Contestants.

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PREVIEW SCREENING
TUG-OF-LOVE HOSPITAL DOCU-DRAMA OF THE MONTH

BROKENHEART
AT WOUNDED KNEE
sponsored by Pfizer, GlaxoSmithKline & Kleenex.

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IN THE FOYER
German Idiot Dance Troupe
interpret
Songs from ‘Bruce Springsteen The Musical’
Not Exactly Suitable for Children
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IN THE BASEMENT
BRAINWASHING FOR BEGINNERS
Bring Your Own Test Subjects. Chemicals Provided.