GALA NIGHT

The Peter Grasping Award for Pre-Teen Entrepeneurs [sic]
&
The Rebecca Slovenly Leadership Award

Prizes presented by H.R.H. Diana Princess of Wales (deceased), Courtney Love & Courtney Cox.
Contest Open to Everyone. No Foreigners.

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In the Café

Rubber Chicken in a Basket
served with
a Dressing of Reconstituted Protein-Free Milk Substitute,
Finely Grated Low Calorie Cling Film
& a Reduction of Unfiltered Tap Water *

*Not suitable for Vegetarians

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In the Bar

REGGAE DISCO/’RASTAFARIAN’ RED STRIPE PROMOTION

Outside

Neighborhood Watch Watch ©
Free Range Criminals Out-Snoop the Snoopers