The Peter Grasping Award for Pre-Teen Entrepeneurs [sic]
The Rebecca Slovenly Leadership Award
Prizes presented by H.R.H. Diana Princess of Wales (deceased), Courtney Love & Courtney Cox.
Contest Open to Everyone. No Foreigners.
In the Café
Rubber Chicken in a Basket
a Dressing of Reconstituted Protein-Free Milk Substitute,
Finely Grated Low Calorie Cling Film
& a Reduction of Unfiltered Tap Water *
*Not suitable for Vegetarians
In the Bar
REGGAE DISCO/’RASTAFARIAN’ RED STRIPE PROMOTION
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Free Range Criminals Out-Snoop the Snoopers