BALLET SHOW

Ballet of Antelopes
Ballet of Robots
Ballet of Centipedes
Ballet of Fools
Ballet of Riot Police*

*plus other ballets tbc

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PLUS

Paedophile Priests Advice Session
How To Get Away With It
&
Important Video Message
‘Rambling & Largely Inaudible Apologies from a Pope’

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On the Big Stage

Two Beautiful Youths
in a Choreographed Simulation of
Economic Freefall

NO SAFETY NETS OR HARNESSES. NO CRASH HELMETS.
Feat. Music by Lady Ga Ga’s Brother, Skank Pubis & MC Dandelion.