Boom Time is All the Time
A SELECTION OF TALENTED INVESTMENT BANKERS
USING A HOME-MADE SYPHON
& AN ELECTRIFIED WATER PUMP
UNTIL THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THEIR WAISTLINES IS EXACTLY EQUAL TO THE SIZE OF THEIR BONUSES*
*Or until they burst, whichever is sooner.
“The Period of Apology & Remorse is OVER”
6 BUCKETS OF COCAINE & A TROUGH OF CHAMPAGNE for ALL contestants.
Public School Boys Get Double. Just SHUT UP You KNOW it makes SENSE.
ECONOMIC HARDSHIP: THE OPERA
Duration: 3 years with no interval.
Note: Once admitted to the auditorium patrons are kindly forbidden to leave.