Boom Time is All the Time
A SELECTION OF TALENTED INVESTMENT BANKERS
GROSSLY INFLATED
USING A HOME-MADE SYPHON
& AN ELECTRIFIED WATER PUMP
UNTIL THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THEIR WAISTLINES IS EXACTLY EQUAL TO THE SIZE OF THEIR BONUSES*

*Or until they burst, whichever is sooner.

“The Period of Apology & Remorse is OVER”

6 BUCKETS OF COCAINE & A TROUGH OF CHAMPAGNE for ALL contestants.
Public School Boys Get Double. Just SHUT UP You KNOW it makes SENSE.

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ECONOMIC HARDSHIP: THE OPERA
Duration: 3 years with no interval.
Note: Once admitted to the auditorium patrons are kindly forbidden to leave.