ABUSING THE WELFARE SYSTEM
Nine Experienced & Shameless Scroungers Share Top Tips for a Life of ‘Dole Luxury’
Inc teenage pregnancy, maximising your methadone, how to fail at a job interview etc.

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Specialist Workshop For Prospective Claimants of Disability Benefit
The Effective Non-Permanent
Simulation of Blindness
Dr Morton Weismuller MD

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An Experiment involving Nerve Gas and Prisoners

City Traders Read Karl Marx and John Maynard Keynes

A dance by Homeless Blokes wrapped in Tartan Blankets

A Series of Explosions Whose Cause Remains Unknown

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TARZAN THE APE MAN
‘ON ICE’
No Latecomers. No refunds.