FRUITLESS
INFINITIES

‘Late Capitalist Discotheque’

8 til LATE. 200 Bars, 83 Dance floors, 50 VIP Rooms

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World’s LARGEST underclass HOLDING TANK
No admittance without an Identity Card.

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In the Car Park

MOTORISED DONKEY RACE
Fastest Donkey Wins a Prize.
No Robots. No Horses.
First LIVING Donkey to Cross the Line is DECLARED THE VICTOR
Sponsored by L’Oreal & Givenchy.
PRIZES AWARDED by Sir Anthony Hopkins & Dale Winton.

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Free Concert
Of Freely Improvised
Free Jazz Music

Admission £22.50. No Concessions. Disabled Parking.