“STREET TALK” DISCUSSION EVENT
Feat. SIX well QUALIFIED
with their FACES PRESSED
into the REALITY of the SIDEWALK
Hosted by Two Blokes That Once Mugged Jeremy Paxman. Theme Tune Composed by Michael Nyman.
OUTRAGEOUS DISCOUNTS ON PRE-SELECTED POINTLESS ITEMS
“EVERYTHING” MUST “GO”
STOCK LIQUIDATION/ASSET VAPOURISATION
Olde Fashioned Customised VIP Electronic-Tagging Bracelets by Versace, Compton & Watermelon.
Biodegradable Underwear by Slut, Viberton & Raspberry.
Solar Powered Landmines by Cross, George & Siddenham.
Spermicidal Face Cream by Audrina Partridge & Kurt Mongoose.