January 24 2011

THE INEVITABLE RISE OF THE
YOUTH UNEMPLOYMENT FIGURES

As Dramatised by Ex-Students
of a Now Defunct Mime School

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CELEBRITY SOUP KITCHEN
EST. 1848.
PATRONS: JAMIE OLIVER & OLIVER TWIST (DECEASED)

“Free Soup for Homeless or Persons Living in Squalor”

Canned MEAT, Jaundice & Licorice Flavour Only.
NB. Strictly One Bowl Per Beggar

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Teach Your Pets to Speak FRENCH
COURSE DEVISED BY A GENUINE FRANCOPHONE
120 CDS & a BOOKLET. ALSO AVAILABLE IN BRAILLE.
COURSE NOT SUITABLE FOR WOLVES

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ARSON FOR BOYS
Night School Reopens After the Fire