Herge’s Adventures of Myxomatosis

STOMACH TURNING 3-D IMAX All-Action Animation
from PIXAR/GAGARIN STUDIOS
“The entertainment finance consortium that part-financed Avian Flu and Avian Flu ‘Flew’ II“

Digital Projection. Nonsensurround Sound.
Free Entrance & Surprise ‘Myxomatosis Gift-Bag’ for Under Fives.

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IN THE BASEMENT
All the Way from the HOLY LAND

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
Explains With Great Patience
For Those That Did Not Get It The First Time
WHY ISRAEL is EXEMPT FROM THE BURDENS OF COMMON SENSE
& INTERNATIONAL LAW
9 Hour Lecture. Standing Room Only. No Interval. No Questions. No Cameras.
No Admission without the Proper Paperwork

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Outside (Location TBC)

POLICE beat a JOURNALIST
smashing her glasses and seizing her Camera