A BIZARRE EXPERIMENT
IN MEDICAL SOCIALISM
Sick People Made a Bit Better & Otherwise Well People Made To Feel Poorly
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Introduced by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Deceased).
In The Annex
Nine Hour Meeting of a Harsh & Pointless Sub-Committee
No Refreshments. No Ventilation. Non-Simultaneous Translation.
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