GREAT NEW SOUTHBANK ATTRACTIONS

The London Throat
The London Ear
The London Mouth

Plus other LONDON ORGANS & ORIFICES tbc.
Guaranteed Thrills, Frills & Edutainment for ALL the Family. No Children.

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Free Concert in the Car Park (Pay & Display)
Feat. ONCE In A Lifetime POIGNANT DUET

President Hosni Mubarak WITH special guests Peter, Paul & Mary (Deceased)
Leaving On A Jet Plane
Lyric & Tune by John Denver. Bags Packed by Egypt.

PLUS

The National Anthem of England
Played on a Xylophone of Bones
Conducted by D. Cameron. Musical arrangement by Thatcher & Rachmaninov.