GREAT NEW SOUTHBANK ATTRACTIONS
The London Throat
The London Ear
The London Mouth
Plus other LONDON ORGANS & ORIFICES tbc.
Guaranteed Thrills, Frills & Edutainment for ALL the Family. No Children.
Free Concert in the Car Park (Pay & Display)
Feat. ONCE In A Lifetime POIGNANT DUET
President Hosni Mubarak WITH special guests Peter, Paul & Mary (Deceased)
Leaving On A Jet Plane
Lyric & Tune by John Denver. Bags Packed by Egypt.
The National Anthem of England
Played on a Xylophone of Bones
Conducted by D. Cameron. Musical arrangement by Thatcher & Rachmaninov.