Not suitable for Pensioners
“Re-Hashed Non-Recyclable Press & Marketing Materials
From a Once Powerful but Now-Defunct Quango”
Shredded, Boiled, Mashed & Sprinkled with Inkjet Toner.
(Served with a NON-OPTIONAL side-dish of Horse Liver in Nicotine & Regurgitated Residues.)
Free Can of COKE, PEPSI or LOCAL EQUIVALENT.
Celebrity Botox Distortion
Who will go the furthest?
Human Hall of Mirrors. No Surgery Required.
Cash Prizes. Sponsored by Homebase.
Miss Teen Taipei & Miss Teen U.S.A Trade Places in Trans-National Costume