Cowboy Wheelclampers
of the Prairie

Directed by John Forde (sic)
& STARRING a series of UNSUSPECTING motorists

&

Headless Corpses in a Taxi Cab

Sleep Cycles of the Rich & Famous

Family ticket for all GENUINE families. Free Popcorn & Painkillers for ALL.

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A NEW CONCERT OF OLD MUSIC

BY

HARRISON BERTWHISTLE, JOHN ENWISTLE (Deceased)
& JOHN BARRY (Deceased)

SUNG WITH AN UNNECESSARY LIBRETTO BY SNR. FABRIZIO FLABBERGASTE
DEPICTING IN HORRIFYING DETAIL THE DWINDLING NUMBERS OF PEOPLE USING MYSPACE

TRANSLATED FROM ITALIAN USING GOOGLE TRANSLATE.

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