Valentine’s Day
Dog Food Dinner Challenge
Inc. THREE FIVE STAR CHEFS
& FOUR FIVE STAR TWATS off the TV

One-Tin Recipes Only.
Sponsored by River Cottage, River Island & Pedigree Chum.

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BLIND AUCTION. BULK SALE/JOB LOT.
Everything Must Go.

Ninety Nine Thousand Portraits Of Hosni Mubarak
Wearing Different Expressions
Of A Benevolent Dictator

Inc `Oil Paintings’ in Gold Frames, Official Photos, Posters, Murals & Nice little Pictures For A Wall of An Office Etc.
The Man Depicted in Various Postures & Locations by Sundry Different Portraitists.
Buyer must collect from Egypt.

See also other Job Lot of Old Portraits Feat. Stalin, Ben Ali etc.
Special Offer: Statues of Saddam Hussein. Etc.
GENUINE ENQUIRIES ONLY. NO TIMEWASTER.